No Matter What

                (Thanks to Darlene at http://time-warp-wife.blogspot.ca/ for the image)

Fish Jokes

"Fishing?"

"Nope, just drowning worms."

Some people who don't like seafood complain that

it tastes too fishy.  How can you be so arrogant

as to eat something and then complain

that it tastes like itself?!

(Don't worry I don't like fish either)

Punctuation Matters

I'm not sure which professor gave this to me, but I received this paper freshman year of college and still find it hilarious!


Dear John,
I want a man who knows what love is all about.  You are generous, kind, thoughtful.  People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior.  You have ruined me for other men.  I yearn for you.  I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart.  I can be forever happy - will you let me be yours?

Gloria


Dear John,
I want a man who knows what love is.  All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people who are not like you.  Admit to being useless and inferior.  You have ruined me.  For other men, I yearn.  For you, I have no feelings whatsoever.  When we're apart, I can be forever happy.  Will you let me be?

Yours,

Gloria